Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Joke Diary(new)

1)A touching love story...

 WIFE:
 What would you do if i died?
 Would you get married again?

 Husband:
 No...how can I think of marrying?

 Wife-
 Why not?
 You would need company...for good and bad moments....please get married

 Husband:
 ...oh Shona...you are so sweet....even after death u r worrying about me...

 Wife: so promise me, u will remarry if I die...

 Husband:
 Ok, ok, i'd get married again...just for you

 Wife:
 Would you live in our house with your
 new Wife...?

 Husband:Yes, but will never let her use your room.

 Wife:Would you let her drive my car ?

 Husband: no...
its yours...I will keep it as your memory...and buy new one..

 Wife:Would you give her my jewelry?

 Husband:
 No..how can I...
it has your memories attached
 I am sure she would want her own..

 Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?

 Husband: No, never
her size is '7', and yours is 9

 Wife:
 --silence-

 Husband:
 'Shiiit'...!!!

Husband's funeral is on Sunday, please attend.....

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2)Define Marriage:
It's a way through which two people join together to solve the problems they never had before.

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